Whispering Aficionados Gifts

'Don't you ever get tired of all the whispering?'

Changing Minds

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

'Stop whispering in my ear, it tickles!'

The best relationships are silent.

"Blowing the whistle is perfect for a sports bar to let its patrons know that Happy Hour is over."

Ralph Stanley

Fisherman: 'HOLY MACKEREL!'

'He intentionally entangles his face mask in my hand!'

"Put me on the intercom. It's time for the Morning Motivational Roar."

"He talks at 100 miles an hour." "With gusts up to 120."

'Ref!!'

'There really is no need for confusion. Rule 10, section 5, article a, subsection 3, exception 4 quite clearly states ... '

Office Gossip: Your Business (In) and My Business (Out).

"We always see a spike after April 15th."

'I, for one, am sick of this 'King of the Apes' business! I demand a Republic!'

"This is not the first time I have been asked to speak."

Mothers Without Borders

'Actually, my Dad never learned to talk - My Mom's a ventriloquist.'

"I swear, '€#$%&' is a real quote from the Dalai Lama! To be fair though, I had just stepped on his toe..."

'He found a dog whistle.'

Needle in a Haystack vs. Thumbtack in a Junk Drawer

"We’re going to have to be very discreet. We don’t travel together, and we don’t dine together."

How to appear more interesting.

I didn't think I would, but I miss being booed.

"Psst - Evening News."

Blind Referee

'Thank you for not mentioning me by name.'

"Is it gold yet?"

John loves the results of his new Turbo Referee Whistle.

"Would you please stop that whistling."

Angels' wings and robes on clothesline in heaven.

Gordon Ramsey Ahead road sign.

'I called it first!'

Coffee Ladies