Whispering Aficionados Pillows

'Don't you ever get tired of all the whispering?'

Changing Minds

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

'Stop whispering in my ear, it tickles!'

"Blowing the whistle is perfect for a sports bar to let its patrons know that Happy Hour is over."

The best relationships are silent.

'He intentionally entangles his face mask in my hand!'

Fisherman: 'HOLY MACKEREL!'

"Put me on the intercom. It's time for the Morning Motivational Roar."

"He talks at 100 miles an hour." "With gusts up to 120."

'Ref!!'

'There really is no need for confusion. Rule 10, section 5, article a, subsection 3, exception 4 quite clearly states ... '

'I, for one, am sick of this 'King of the Apes' business! I demand a Republic!'

"This is not the first time I have been asked to speak."

"We always see a spike after April 15th."

Mothers Without Borders

'Actually, my Dad never learned to talk - My Mom's a ventriloquist.'

"I swear, '€#$%&' is a real quote from the Dalai Lama! To be fair though, I had just stepped on his toe..."

'He found a dog whistle.'

Needle in a Haystack vs. Thumbtack in a Junk Drawer

"We’re going to have to be very discreet. We don’t travel together, and we don’t dine together."

Blind Referee

How to appear more interesting.

"Psst - Evening News."

'Thank you for not mentioning me by name.'

"Is it gold yet?"

"Would you please stop that whistling."

'I called it first!'

Coffee Ladies

John loves the results of his new Turbo Referee Whistle.

Harry Fent, Human Being. Disclaimer...