Whistle While You Work Pillows

'I love the mornings...'

"Furgison, if you must whistle a happy tune, do it on a day the market is up."

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

That endless instant between initial eye contact and conscious recognition.

"Blowing the whistle is perfect for a sports bar to let its patrons know that Happy Hour is over."

"Welcome to the brave new corporate gulag, Hank. The dissenting wheel always gets the shrink!"

"Upon further review, the receiver did not establish a meaningful and personal relationship with the football, therefore it is ruled an incomplete pass."

'How am I supposed to meditate with your nose whistling?'

"On Monday, they will introduce a new office layout and you'll be near Judy, who isn't good at sharing her charger. . ."

'He intentionally entangles his face mask in my hand!'

'This one is very effective. It sounds just like a can opener.'

'Everyone keeps telling me I need my eyes checked, so here I am!'

"She doesn’t fetch or roll over or anything really, but she’s a terrific whistler."

'Ref!!'

'The Ref gave out 4 yellow cards, 2 reds and 7 Valentine cards.'

Football Blockers.

'There really is no need for confusion. Rule 10, section 5, article a, subsection 3, exception 4 quite clearly states ... '

"You don't like my new whistle?"

'Timeout! ... Coaching change.'

Fred N. Smith: Bureaucrat, Public Servant, Whistle-Blower.

Referee

"I can't help you with your chronic whistling. You don't need a psychiatrist, you need a musicologist!"

'Uh-oh. That's the 'special' whistle. ... This is going to be a major penalty.'

"Do you mind?"

"For gosh sakes, Mike! Will you please quit interrupting me while I eavesdrop on Mary's gossipy remarks to Bill during Jean's important presentation?"

'No slapping, Wilson! We don't start full-contact drills until tomorrow!'

'I've started an Employee Recognition Program. I know who you are.'

'It has been brought to my attention that some of us are not working at maximum efficiency.'

"You idiot. That’s the dog whistle — where’s the mouse whistle?!"

Julen Lopetegui Agote

'It's a special whistle only basketball players can hear that renders them immediately compliant.'

'He found a dog whistle.'

'He kicked me!'

'The game's starting to get a bit niggly!'

"What's up? It's been aeons since you last whistled 'Old Buttermilk Sky.' "