Whistle While You Work Type Pillows

"Well, I'm sorry, but I just can't help mindlessly humming the corn ball tunes I pick up from the elevator."

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

"Blowing the whistle is perfect for a sports bar to let its patrons know that Happy Hour is over."

"Welcome to the brave new corporate gulag, Hank. The dissenting wheel always gets the shrink!"

'He intentionally entangles his face mask in my hand!'

"Upon further review, the receiver did not establish a meaningful and personal relationship with the football, therefore it is ruled an incomplete pass."

'This one is very effective. It sounds just like a can opener.'

'Everyone keeps telling me I need my eyes checked, so here I am!'

'How am I supposed to meditate with your nose whistling?'

"She doesn’t fetch or roll over or anything really, but she’s a terrific whistler."

Football Blockers.

'Ref!!'

'The Ref gave out 4 yellow cards, 2 reds and 7 Valentine cards.'

'There really is no need for confusion. Rule 10, section 5, article a, subsection 3, exception 4 quite clearly states ... '

"You don't like my new whistle?"

'Timeout! ... Coaching change.'

'No slapping, Wilson! We don't start full-contact drills until tomorrow!'

Fred N. Smith: Bureaucrat, Public Servant, Whistle-Blower.

'Uh-oh. That's the 'special' whistle. ... This is going to be a major penalty.'

"I can't help you with your chronic whistling. You don't need a psychiatrist, you need a musicologist!"

Referee

"You idiot. That’s the dog whistle — where’s the mouse whistle?!"

'He found a dog whistle.'

'I love the mornings...'

'It's a special whistle only basketball players can hear that renders them immediately compliant.'

Julen Lopetegui Agote

'The game's starting to get a bit niggly!'

'He kicked me!'

"I got it from the phys ed teacher. It's a wonderful teaching tool."

'For goodness sake, stop whistling while you work.' - 'I wasn't working, only whistling.'

"Holding superstar quarterback accountable—token penalty after the kickoff."

Whistles

"What's up? It's been aeons since you last whistled 'Old Buttermilk Sky.' "