Whistle While You Work Type Gifts

"Well, I'm sorry, but I just can't help mindlessly humming the corn ball tunes I pick up from the elevator."

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

Boy whistling at crackers.

"Blowing the whistle is perfect for a sports bar to let its patrons know that Happy Hour is over."

Woman reads Nigella Lawson cook book: 'Add butter to the mixture, remembering to moisten your lips ... whisk for three to four minutes, pouting throughout ...'

"Welcome to the brave new corporate gulag, Hank. The dissenting wheel always gets the shrink!"

"Upon further review, the receiver did not establish a meaningful and personal relationship with the football, therefore it is ruled an incomplete pass."

'How am I supposed to meditate with your nose whistling?'

'Everyone keeps telling me I need my eyes checked, so here I am!'

'This one is very effective. It sounds just like a can opener.'

'He intentionally entangles his face mask in my hand!'

"She doesn’t fetch or roll over or anything really, but she’s a terrific whistler."

'Ref!!'

'The Ref gave out 4 yellow cards, 2 reds and 7 Valentine cards.'

Football Blockers.

'There really is no need for confusion. Rule 10, section 5, article a, subsection 3, exception 4 quite clearly states ... '

"You don't like my new whistle?"

Fred N. Smith: Bureaucrat, Public Servant, Whistle-Blower.

'No slapping, Wilson! We don't start full-contact drills until tomorrow!'

"I can't help you with your chronic whistling. You don't need a psychiatrist, you need a musicologist!"

'Uh-oh. That's the 'special' whistle. ... This is going to be a major penalty.'

Referee

Arsene Wenger

'Timeout! ... Coaching change.'

"You idiot. That’s the dog whistle — where’s the mouse whistle?!"

'I love the mornings...'

Julen Lopetegui Agote

'He found a dog whistle.'

'It's a special whistle only basketball players can hear that renders them immediately compliant.'

'He kicked me!'

'The game's starting to get a bit niggly!'

'For goodness sake, stop whistling while you work.' - 'I wasn't working, only whistling.'

Blind Referee

"I got it from the phys ed teacher. It's a wonderful teaching tool."

"What's up? It's been aeons since you last whistled 'Old Buttermilk Sky.' "