Whistle While You Work Enthusiast Gifts

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

"Blowing the whistle is perfect for a sports bar to let its patrons know that Happy Hour is over."

"Welcome to the brave new corporate gulag, Hank. The dissenting wheel always gets the shrink!"

'This one is very effective. It sounds just like a can opener.'

"Upon further review, the receiver did not establish a meaningful and personal relationship with the football, therefore it is ruled an incomplete pass."

'How am I supposed to meditate with your nose whistling?'

'He intentionally entangles his face mask in my hand!'

'Everyone keeps telling me I need my eyes checked, so here I am!'

"She doesn’t fetch or roll over or anything really, but she’s a terrific whistler."

'The Ref gave out 4 yellow cards, 2 reds and 7 Valentine cards.'

'Ref!!'

Football Blockers.

'There really is no need for confusion. Rule 10, section 5, article a, subsection 3, exception 4 quite clearly states ... '

"You don't like my new whistle?"

'No slapping, Wilson! We don't start full-contact drills until tomorrow!'

'Timeout! ... Coaching change.'

'Uh-oh. That's the 'special' whistle. ... This is going to be a major penalty.'

"I can't help you with your chronic whistling. You don't need a psychiatrist, you need a musicologist!"

Referee

Fred N. Smith: Bureaucrat, Public Servant, Whistle-Blower.

Julen Lopetegui Agote

'He found a dog whistle.'

'It's a special whistle only basketball players can hear that renders them immediately compliant.'

'I love the mornings...'

"You idiot. That’s the dog whistle — where’s the mouse whistle?!"

'He kicked me!'

'The game's starting to get a bit niggly!'

Blind Referee

'For goodness sake, stop whistling while you work.' - 'I wasn't working, only whistling.'

"I got it from the phys ed teacher. It's a wonderful teaching tool."

"What's up? It's been aeons since you last whistled 'Old Buttermilk Sky.' "

"Holding superstar quarterback accountable—token penalty after the kickoff."

Whistles