Band Member Wannabe Gifts

In-law country

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

Reese Witherspoon

Zorro as a child.

"Next, I'd like to play 'Guantanamera.'"

'Most of all, I'd like to thank god. . .'

Runs-With-Scissors Boy - Part One

All Les's dreams of stardom were coming true, and he'd only played one note.

'I could have been the next Neil Young, but my ol' man made me take singing lessons.'

As Seen On TV

'I think winning that last hand went to Bob's head, because he now has an entourage.'

'Wait! Better give me the big one.'

'I don't see how you can put your profession as TV star just because you were in the crowd of Match of the Day!'

'It's not just that he plays games all the time, it's the games he plays. He's not playing 'Guitar Hero,' he's playing 'Guitar Sidekick''.

"We could start a band."

The great bespeak for Miss Snevellicci

'HA, HA! See the way arrows are deflected off my brand new breastplate?'

Musician sings off key while his dog can only watch,his jaws strapped together

"And another thing - I'm tired of you calling my band a 'side project'."

"There comes a time, Little Buddy, when you have to just accept that you'll never be famous....that your life will never be adapted for television and that when you die, only five or six people will truly care."

Everyone in Tinseltown deserves 15 minutes of obscurity.

"I think we're ready for the big move up from shed band to full garage band."

'These low energy light sabres take ages to warm up.'

"I found my thrill on Blueberry Hill."

Before and After Tattoos.

"I wouldn't have smacked you on the butt if I'd known your light saber was in your back pocket."

'Confessing your sins in a folk ballad was an interesting idea, Larry, but I'm afraid your singing has forced me to add one more sin to your list!'

"I told you idiots all that chest bumping would get you stuck to each other some day."

'Thank you. Do you mind if I spray it about like they do on tv?'

Joel's mum was very strict. . . No homework, no air guitar.

This club is for members only

Darth/Obi-Wan pillow fight

'Jon likes to think he's 'rock 'n' roll'.'

'Don't they ever go down with their ruddy gondolas?'

"What a guy!"