Band Member Wannabe Prints

In-law country

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

'Most of all, I'd like to thank god. . .'

All Les's dreams of stardom were coming true, and he'd only played one note.

As Seen On TV

'I think winning that last hand went to Bob's head, because he now has an entourage.'

'Wait! Better give me the big one.'

"We could start a band."

The great bespeak for Miss Snevellicci

'HA, HA! See the way arrows are deflected off my brand new breastplate?'

"And another thing - I'm tired of you calling my band a 'side project'."

Everyone in Tinseltown deserves 15 minutes of obscurity.

"There comes a time, Little Buddy, when you have to just accept that you'll never be famous....that your life will never be adapted for television and that when you die, only five or six people will truly care."

Musician sings off key while his dog can only watch,his jaws strapped together

"I think we're ready for the big move up from shed band to full garage band."

"I found my thrill on Blueberry Hill."

Before and After Tattoos.

Joel's mum was very strict. . . No homework, no air guitar.

'Thank you. Do you mind if I spray it about like they do on tv?'

This club is for members only

Darth/Obi-Wan pillow fight

'Don't they ever go down with their ruddy gondolas?'

'Jon likes to think he's 'rock 'n' roll'.'

"What a guy!"

'Selma never had a lesson in her life. She picked up all that noise on her own.'