Whistler Enthusiast Gifts

Whistler exhibition - "I trust you will have some apposite comments to make eh, Ruskin?

Turn, turn and turn.

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

"Blowing the whistle is perfect for a sports bar to let its patrons know that Happy Hour is over."

'Aunty Em!...Toto!...It's a twister...It's a twister!'

"Would you say the pain is more like a me-ow or a me-ouch?"

Two cats making a heart shape with their tails

'He intentionally entangles his face mask in my hand!'

'I don't know what it's used for. It beats me!'

This here's my kitty! I call er Whiskers!

"She doesn’t fetch or roll over or anything really, but she’s a terrific whistler."

'What magnificent whiskers My wife would never let me grow anything like THAT'

'Ref!!'

Cats the musical

"Son, you're old enough now to whittle your own condom."

Large Whist Party in Small Room

"I don't care if you whistle while you work, but others find it disconcerting."

Computer talking - "Please stop whistling while I work."

'He found a dog whistle.'

'What a hunk!'

"The Mind Of Whiskers."

"I'm sure Mistress meant well: The cat on the box is smiling, but I agree, this tastes and smells horrible..."

'I don't know - with all these feathers you'd think there'd be a bird in here somewhere.'

'That's easy: it's the Match of the Day theme tune.'

Seattle. 10 Starbucks.

"Not surprisingly, Don Quixote was no longer welcome at The Mini Putt-Putt."

Blind Referee

Switzerland

John loves the results of his new Turbo Referee Whistle.

'Good gracious Henry, it's not necessary to that every time he whistles the national anthem!'

"Would you please stop that whistling."

'Well no, your tusks are not impressive, but by golly, your whiskers are!'

Smirking Cat