Whist Enthusiast Gifts

Large Whist Party in Small Room

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

'One eye of newt or two?'

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

Wordplay: In The Bag.

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

"With strong winds battering the country, the Met Office have issued an amber wig wearers warning."

"So what makes you think you're the man for the job?"

"Devi's brew?"

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"For the first half hour, I was, like, really there. Enchanted. But I found the wild-quail confit so disappointing that not even the fig reduction on the poached pear could get me back."

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

Witches Checkout.

'I never knew baking was such a violent activity. You have to beat the eggs, whip the cream, and mash the nuts.'

'That's nothing...I've been told my wig takes fifteen years off me.'

Fear of Flying Seminar

"Blowing the whistle is perfect for a sports bar to let its patrons know that Happy Hour is over."

Stephen Fry.

Woman reads Nigella Lawson cook book: 'Add butter to the mixture, remembering to moisten your lips ... whisk for three to four minutes, pouting throughout ...'

Oscar Wilde

'He intentionally entangles his face mask in my hand!'

'Please restore all toupees to upright position.'

"Would you say the pain is more like a me-ow or a me-ouch?"

'This one is very effective. It sounds just like a can opener.'

Two cats making a heart shape with their tails

"Francine, you're a rebel!"

"Stimulating this area of the brain will enable the patient to think of all the clever things he wished he had said."

'I'm still trying to build up a following here, but I'm huge in Lilliput.'

Eye of Newt Helper

This here's my kitty! I call er Whiskers!

'I don't know what it's used for. It beats me!'

Cowboy Trump

"If you want to burn as a witch, be my guest, but I'm wearing sunscreen."

'Ref!!'