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Large Whist Party in Small Room

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

'One eye of newt or two?'

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

Wordplay: In The Bag.

"Devi's brew?"

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

"So what makes you think you're the man for the job?"

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

"With strong winds battering the country, the Met Office have issued an amber wig wearers warning."

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"For the first half hour, I was, like, really there. Enchanted. But I found the wild-quail confit so disappointing that not even the fig reduction on the poached pear could get me back."

Witches Checkout.

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

'I never knew baking was such a violent activity. You have to beat the eggs, whip the cream, and mash the nuts.'

Fear of Flying Seminar

'That's nothing...I've been told my wig takes fifteen years off me.'

"Blowing the whistle is perfect for a sports bar to let its patrons know that Happy Hour is over."

Stephen Fry.

'Please restore all toupees to upright position.'

'This one is very effective. It sounds just like a can opener.'

Two cats making a heart shape with their tails

"Would you say the pain is more like a me-ow or a me-ouch?"

"Francine, you're a rebel!"

'He intentionally entangles his face mask in my hand!'

Whistler exhibition - "I trust you will have some apposite comments to make eh, Ruskin?

"If you want to burn as a witch, be my guest, but I'm wearing sunscreen."

Eye of Newt Helper

'I'm still trying to build up a following here, but I'm huge in Lilliput.'

'Ref!!'

'So what if she only brew a few cases a year. We can still do business.'

This here's my kitty! I call er Whiskers!

'I don't know what it's used for. It beats me!'

"Stimulating this area of the brain will enable the patient to think of all the clever things he wished he had said."