Whistler Gifts

"She doesn’t fetch or roll over or anything really, but she’s a terrific whistler."

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

Cat Reunion

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

'Honestly, now that Tiger is neutered I'm perfectly happy just cuddling.'

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

Cat Zoom Meeting

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

"I hate it..."

"Sure, it's been a tough quarter, but somehow we always land on our feet."

"I think I blew the promotion when I started doing some personal hygiene grooming during the interview."

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"I think it's unfair to call her a "crazy cat-lady": She just loves all 63 of us..."

'Can't you be happy without forever whistling?'

Cat Lover's Leap.

"Would you say the pain is more like a me-ow or a me-ouch?"

"Our cat is the only god this home needs."

Two cats making a heart shape with their tails

She'd decided to apply for a species change...

'My client stands before you, a jury of his whittling peers ...'

Whistler exhibition - "I trust you will have some apposite comments to make eh, Ruskin?

Puppy and Kitten.

Looks like this is the only contest Fluffy has a chance of winning today!

This here's my kitty! I call er Whiskers!

Pookie's Din-Din, Pookie's Wa-Wa

'Now I really am sick.'

"Have you made any retirement plans?"

"I lick my fur and then rub against their legs. They think I'm being affectionate, but I'm actually just wiping cat spit on them."