Closet Whistler Gifts

"What's wrong, Joey? You're whistling. You never whistle."

Shoe addict.

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear"

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

Hat Boxes, in the Closet

"I have a whole closet full of running clothes I never wear."

"I'm sick and tired of black."

'My power ties are demanding more closet space.'

A woman and her home simultaneously achieve 'casual'.

"How many capsule wardrobes is this again?"

"Have you seen the walk-in broom closet?"

Carrots on sticks wardrobe.

"Can you de-schlump him?"

"That's it! You've watched TV out here long enough! We need to spend more family time together! I'm putting this thing in the closet!"

Closet.

Whistler exhibition - "I trust you will have some apposite comments to make eh, Ruskin?

"She doesn’t fetch or roll over or anything really, but she’s a terrific whistler."

'This closet needs digitized.'

"Trust me, you won't miss the air when you see this closet space."

It's too hard to clean my closet. Take out everything. Throw them into "keep", "donate" or "toss" boxes. Ok. Done!

Time to put away your presents. I don't have room. You said you "needed" a new jacket. I do! My old one's too small. Donate it. I would. But I can't get it out of my closet.

'And this is the walk-in clos..' - 'We'll take it!!'

We're all litigation crazy. Last week I had to sue my wife for joint custody of the closet.

"That? - oh my husband - a closet bricklayer."

"What is it about an unfavorable soccer outcome that makes me want to wreak immediate havoc in the streets?"

"Oh, I love this! The huge walk-in closet comes with it's own master bedroom!"

'I guess you'd call it a queer request. He wants his ashes put in a fruit jar and hidden in the closet.'

Honey?! Can you bring up two crowbars to Twig's room? What for? She needs help. Mo-om! You're being extreme. Done! You've got plenty of space to hang your new Christmas clothes. Ok. I'll clean out my closet. Our work is done!

For Sale. And, of course, there's a roomy walk-in closet.

'Now, are you looking for a closet or something under a bed?'

His and Hers Wardrobe.

"Harold is a closet intellectual and he's never coming out."

'Does it have plenty of closet space? My husband sulks a lot.'

'Maybe you could get dressed faster if you lost that speed bump around your waist.'

"Oh, Harold! This is too nice!"