Closet Whistler Prints

"What's wrong, Joey? You're whistling. You never whistle."

Shoe addict.

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear"

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

Hat Boxes, in the Closet

"I have a whole closet full of running clothes I never wear."

'My power ties are demanding more closet space.'

A woman and her home simultaneously achieve 'casual'.

"How many capsule wardrobes is this again?"

"Have you seen the walk-in broom closet?"

Carrots on sticks wardrobe.

"She doesn’t fetch or roll over or anything really, but she’s a terrific whistler."

'This closet needs digitized.'

"Trust me, you won't miss the air when you see this closet space."

Closet.

Whistler exhibition - "I trust you will have some apposite comments to make eh, Ruskin?

"That's it! You've watched TV out here long enough! We need to spend more family time together! I'm putting this thing in the closet!"

"Can you de-schlump him?"

'And this is the walk-in clos..' - 'We'll take it!!'

We're all litigation crazy. Last week I had to sue my wife for joint custody of the closet.

"That? - oh my husband - a closet bricklayer."

"What is it about an unfavorable soccer outcome that makes me want to wreak immediate havoc in the streets?"

"Oh, I love this! The huge walk-in closet comes with it's own master bedroom!"

'I guess you'd call it a queer request. He wants his ashes put in a fruit jar and hidden in the closet.'

His and Hers Wardrobe.

'Does it have plenty of closet space? My husband sulks a lot.'

'Now, are you looking for a closet or something under a bed?'

"Harold is a closet intellectual and he's never coming out."

'Maybe you could get dressed faster if you lost that speed bump around your waist.'

"Oh, Harold! This is too nice!"

'Do you like my new dress dear?' (Price reads - An arm and a leg)