Resting Gifts

Man's dentures hold cigar.

Next rest area 8 feet

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

'I don't need that exercise stuff -- I cross the pain threshold just getting out of bed in the morning.'

Comfort zone

'The only game my Dad knows is playing possum.'

"It's hard to believe he used to be a prop forward for England. Now he just props backwards."

'How can you bear to sit around doing nothing? You're right, I think I'll have a nap.'

'Your 'power nap' is somewhat undermined by Mr Cuddles.'

'I just can't get to sleep! The baby isn't crying, the neighbors are quiet, the bathroom faucets are fixed, there isn't any traffic in the street...'

Lazy Susan

But MOM! It's no fair being sick on a Saturday! Can't I take a rain check and be sick on Monday?

Sleeping Moose

"Oh, I'm fine. I just had to take a personal day to recharge my batteries."

A day in the life of a cat

"Nope. I came here to relax and not check my messages."

Couch Potatoes

'And try to get as much rest as you can...'

'Tommy falls asleep in class.'

"Such a refreshing day...I've spent 18 hours between napping and comatose."

"You're stealing the blanket."

"Yes, you were snoring again."

American Idle

"My staycation was an extra 20 minutes in bed."

'You know its time to take a nap when...'

"I'm sorry you've got a sudden craving for nachos, Mrs. Hacksburry, but I really don't want to open the store right now!"

"Justin isn't sleeping, he's giving his brain a rest."

"Will you stop saying 'Back in the Day'? Back in EVERY day you were just lounging about in that chair, like you do now!"

'The only game my Dad knows is playing possum.'

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

'You know I don't take smoke breaks anymore and you still have a problem with this?'

'I think it's time to shut off 'Horror Theater' and get some needed rest, Mr. Squeamish.'

Ideal Office: 'Desk with mattress top (adjusts to the shape of the head and arms)...Office chair collapses to form bed...

'I'm exhausted! I've been JUSTIFYING all day long!'

Yawn