Co-sleeping Warrior Gifts

Toddler in the Bed: A Journey

"The overthinker"

"They say change is inevitable...thank goodness!"

"Sorry Tina, I won't be able to come over: Joey is finally asleep and I don't dare move..."

Noisy energy?

Jonathan was so sleep deprived after the arrival of his baby that he accidentally burped a workmate.

"Alan had to work all night on his presentation....this is what 17 espressos does to him."

"Call him Koffee- he keeps us awake!"

"Clearly the patient's experiencing difficulty attaining the deep, final level of restful sleep."

"So much for 'sleeping like a baby.'"

"I'll give you 15 minutes, no biting."

Try to hold your audience's attention when giving a presentation.

"About that insomnia...have you tried counting billable hours?"

'I couldn't sleep so I decided to do some on-line trading.'

'...and that M'tud, concludes the case for the prosecution.'

"Are you ready for the working breakfast?"

"Good night. Sleep quietly."

"It would keep me awake all night, but I'm up for a game of coffee pong first thing in the morning."

'There's an App for that.' Man and Disgruntled Dream Sheep.

"The doctor will see you in a week - if you could still be ill a week on Wednesday."

There Are Two Rules to Baby Club......

'Aunt Joan and Uncle Wally took Luci to the emergency room.'

"Well, the census results are out, but a footnote says that the sheep count is probably inaccurate as the auditors often found themselves getting drowsy..."

Cats. All they do is eat and sleep. Truth is, they don't even do that well.

"I'm going to give you something to help you sleep."

"They say yoga is good for insomnia."

'How's the new insomnia pill going?'

"I'm bored."

'Insomnia, eh? -- Drink a glass of warm milk and watch some C-Span.'

Cat wakes up owner demanding to be fed.

Yawn

"Did he sleep through the night again?"

Doctors to treat insomnia with sleep app rather than pills