Sleep-challenged Warriors Gifts

"So much for 'sleeping like a baby.'"

"I'd like to get my hands on whoever coined the phrase 'sleeps like a baby'."

Dog Nightmares

'I never get a good night's sleep. Thank God for these office meetings!'

"The overthinker"

"They say change is inevitable...thank goodness!"

"First break since 2008."

"Sorry Tina, I won't be able to come over: Joey is finally asleep and I don't dare move..."

The Snooze Bar.

Noisy energy?

Tired Barbie

"Time for bed, guys."

Jonathan was so sleep deprived after the arrival of his baby that he accidentally burped a workmate.

"And remember, it's important to wake them up at hourly intervals."

"Call him Koffee- he keeps us awake!"

The Dangers of Not Getting Enough Sleep...

"Alan had to work all night on his presentation....this is what 17 espressos does to him."

"Clearly the patient's experiencing difficulty attaining the deep, final level of restful sleep."

'I can't sleep. I'm too awake.'

"I'll give you 15 minutes, no biting."

"Puffiness and dark circles under the eyes, sniffles, trouble sleeping, rashes...you don't have allergies...you have children."

'I couldn't sleep so I decided to do some on-line trading.'

"About that insomnia...have you tried counting billable hours?"

'...and that M'tud, concludes the case for the prosecution.'

"It would keep me awake all night, but I'm up for a game of coffee pong first thing in the morning."

"Good night. Sleep quietly."

'Yawn! I'll toss you to see who goes...'

'There's an App for that.' Man and Disgruntled Dream Sheep.

'What makes you think that he doesn't want you?'

There Are Two Rules to Baby Club......

"Well, the census results are out, but a footnote says that the sheep count is probably inaccurate as the auditors often found themselves getting drowsy..."

Cats. All they do is eat and sleep. Truth is, they don't even do that well.

"I'm going to give you something to help you sleep."

"I'm bored."

"They say yoga is good for insomnia."