Sleep-deprived Warriors Gifts

Crying parent holds crying baby.

New parents shocked at having slept through the night.

"I'd like to get my hands on whoever coined the phrase 'sleeps like a baby'."

Dog Nightmares

"They say change is inevitable...thank goodness!"

"Sorry Tina, I won't be able to come over: Joey is finally asleep and I don't dare move..."

"First break since 2008."

Tired Barbie

Jonathan was so sleep deprived after the arrival of his baby that he accidentally burped a workmate.

"And remember, it's important to wake them up at hourly intervals."

"Alan had to work all night on his presentation....this is what 17 espressos does to him."

The Dangers of Not Getting Enough Sleep...

"Call him Koffee- he keeps us awake!"

"I'll give you 15 minutes, no biting."

"So much for 'sleeping like a baby.'"

'I can't sleep. I'm too awake.'

"Puffiness and dark circles under the eyes, sniffles, trouble sleeping, rashes...you don't have allergies...you have children."

"About that insomnia...have you tried counting billable hours?"

'...and that M'tud, concludes the case for the prosecution.'

'Ecchh! Six weeks on the road! - Lousy food, lousy motels. . . but there's good, too. . . like heading back home.'

'What makes you think that he doesn't want you?'

"Good night. Sleep quietly."

There Are Two Rules to Baby Club......

'Yawn! I'll toss you to see who goes...'

"I'm going to give you something to help you sleep."

Cats. All they do is eat and sleep. Truth is, they don't even do that well.

'How's the new insomnia pill going?'

"They say yoga is good for insomnia."

"I'm bored."

'Sleeping like a baby'

"Yecch! How can something so sweet put out something so yucky?"

Clearly, you've been burning the candle at both ends, Mr. Fusco. You have the wick of a man twice your age.

"Tomorrow we go back to the hospital and replace him with a quieter model!"

'Insomnia, eh? -- Drink a glass of warm milk and watch some C-Span.'

"Mommy is taking the nap that you refused to take."