Sleep-deprived Warriors Prints

Crying parent holds crying baby.

New parents shocked at having slept through the night.

"They say change is inevitable...thank goodness!"

"First break since 2008."

"Sorry Tina, I won't be able to come over: Joey is finally asleep and I don't dare move..."

Tired Barbie

Jonathan was so sleep deprived after the arrival of his baby that he accidentally burped a workmate.

"And remember, it's important to wake them up at hourly intervals."

"Alan had to work all night on his presentation....this is what 17 espressos does to him."

"Call him Koffee- he keeps us awake!"

"I'll give you 15 minutes, no biting."

"So much for 'sleeping like a baby.'"

'I can't sleep. I'm too awake.'

"About that insomnia...have you tried counting billable hours?"

'...and that M'tud, concludes the case for the prosecution.'

"Good night. Sleep quietly."

'What makes you think that he doesn't want you?'

'Yawn! I'll toss you to see who goes...'

There Are Two Rules to Baby Club......

'Ecchh! Six weeks on the road! - Lousy food, lousy motels. . . but there's good, too. . . like heading back home.'

"I'm going to give you something to help you sleep."

Cats. All they do is eat and sleep. Truth is, they don't even do that well.

'Sleeping like a baby'

'How's the new insomnia pill going?'

"They say yoga is good for insomnia."

"I'm bored."

"Mommy is taking the nap that you refused to take."

"Yecch! How can something so sweet put out something so yucky?"

"Did he sleep through the night again?"

"Tomorrow we go back to the hospital and replace him with a quieter model!"

'Insomnia, eh? -- Drink a glass of warm milk and watch some C-Span.'

"Ironic, isn't it? I spend one-third of my life asleep, and the other two-thirds pretending to be awake!"