Sleep-deprived Heroes Prints

'What makes you think that he doesn't want you?'

"Having fun there little guy?"

'I never get a good night's sleep. Thank God for these office meetings!'

"Sorry Tina, I won't be able to come over: Joey is finally asleep and I don't dare move..."

Tired Barbie

'You've got the Vietnam 1000 yard stare. All new parents get it!'

'The dripping keeps me awake!'

"And remember, it's important to wake them up at hourly intervals."

'Pretty please stay asleep till the morning,'

"Call him Koffee- he keeps us awake!"

"Alan had to work all night on his presentation....this is what 17 espressos does to him."

'When I had my baby I learned the meaning of 24/7.'

"I'll give you 15 minutes, no biting."

'I can't sleep. I'm too awake.'

"So much for 'sleeping like a baby.'"

'Who gets up when the babies cries at night? The whole street!'

Women pay for one hour of uninterrupted sleep.

'I didn't get the Owners Manual. I thought you got the Owners Manual.'

Tired - Stressed - Tired.

"Yes I really do need a glass of water. My duvets on fire."

There Are Two Rules to Baby Club......

'Yawn! I'll toss you to see who goes...'

"Mommy is taking the nap that you refused to take."

"Yecch! How can something so sweet put out something so yucky?"

"Did he sleep through the night again?"

Crying parent holds crying baby.

"If you're really disciplined, you can get through all the paperwork in a 50 hour week..."

Parents sleeping with a new baby.

'There are four reasons for him to cry...he's hungry, he's wet, a pin is sticking him, or he wants to wake you up from a sound sleep.'

"Let's make a promise. When he's a teenager, we'll wake him up in the middle of the night."

"And the important thing is to make sure you wake them up every hour during the night."

"Congratulations! We've bought you one more thing to keep alive."

"I know what you're thinking: 'Did he get six hours of sleep or only five?'"

"Oooglie oooglie googlie googlie..." "Who is this person? Where's the one with the milk?"

'Settle down now and Daddy will take you for a nice ride.'