Sleep-deprived Superheroes Prints

'Settle down now and Daddy will take you for a nice ride.'

"So much for 'sleeping like a baby.'"

"Congratulations! We've bought you one more thing to keep alive."

'I can't sleep. I'm too awake.'

'Their problems are just beginning.'

Bill's alarm clocks were going off early today.

'Yawn! I'll toss you to see who goes...'

'I never get a good night's sleep. Thank God for these office meetings!'

"Sorry Tina, I won't be able to come over: Joey is finally asleep and I don't dare move..."

'I don't have time for throwing up.'

Tired Barbie

'You've got the Vietnam 1000 yard stare. All new parents get it!'

'The dripping keeps me awake!'

"And remember, it's important to wake them up at hourly intervals."

"Alan had to work all night on his presentation....this is what 17 espressos does to him."

'Pretty please stay asleep till the morning,'

"Call him Koffee- he keeps us awake!"

The next fast train has gone.

Women pay for one hour of uninterrupted sleep.

'When I had my baby I learned the meaning of 24/7.'

"I'll give you 15 minutes, no biting."

'I didn't get the Owners Manual. I thought you got the Owners Manual.'

"Puffiness and dark circles under the eyes, sniffles, trouble sleeping, rashes...you don't have allergies...you have children."

Tired - Stressed - Tired.

"I don’t understand why they aren’t happy, we give them challenging, demanding work and let them do it 80 hours a week!"

"Yes I really do need a glass of water. My duvets on fire."

There Are Two Rules to Baby Club......

'What makes you think that he doesn't want you?'

No Action Comics

"Mommy is taking the nap that you refused to take."

"Did he sleep through the night again?"

"Yecch! How can something so sweet put out something so yucky?"

Crying parent holds crying baby.

"Let's make a promise. When he's a teenager, we'll wake him up in the middle of the night."

'There are four reasons for him to cry...he's hungry, he's wet, a pin is sticking him, or he wants to wake you up from a sound sleep.'