Noise Avenger Pillows

"Okay! Okay! I'll do something to stop the barking!"

Noise Pollution

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

'You were a band geek?! Maybe Max will play an instrument!'

Music for car stereos

A poem: With daylight's shift, winter draws near...

Car with enormous speakers, "I said, I love the speakers!"

"It's always so loud during yappy hour."

Annoying xylophone solicitors.

'My bike is so loud I couldn't hear my tunes.'

"I'm sorry, but you can not wear noise protection when teaching your music classes.".

'Normally, I enjoy a morning when the birds are singing.'

"What?" "I SAID TURN THE MUSIC DOWN!"

"My neighborhood is getting too noisy. Traffic, screaming kids, barking dogs … I'm used to living in quiet desperation."

"Listen! Hear that? Nothing is beeping!"

"They're slowly adapting to the open-office concept."

'We've only cut our CO2 emissions to piss off the utilities companies.'

Has Your Cat Always Had Such a Loud Purr...?

Man contemplates breaking an organ grinder's instrument whilst he is drinking

You are what you collect.

Pied Piper gets rid of industrial chimneys.

'In preparing for his big speech Thorton practices freezing mindlessly in front of a mirror.'

Drum School/Sleep Clinic/Fire Alarm Testing Lab

"God...I hate elevator music."

Farmer fighting off snail

Open Top Car Stereo volume control, 'irritate', 'annoy', 'enrage'

'I don't take telemarketing calls during dinner time. Can I call you back during your dinner time?'

'How can a person meditate with that racket going on?'

'I said 'would you like to join the noise abatement society'?'

'Not while I am the librarian.'

'Well, you do wonder don't you?'

'OK, so I have a thing about thunder!'

The musical notes coming from a tuba knock down a man carrying a briefcase.

'Selma never had a lesson in her life. She picked up all that noise on her own.'

"Brass band and bagpipes have their place. Outdoors and 10 miles away!"