Noise Adversary Pillows

Man contemplates breaking an organ grinder's instrument whilst he is drinking

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

At the rock concert...

Future garbage truck driver.

"I'll stop when I'm good and ready to."

Noise Pollution

'You were a band geek?! Maybe Max will play an instrument!'

'You haven't heard anything yet!'

'Don't forget to take your tranquilizers Daddy, little Jimmy is coming round to play.'

Wake the eff up with the official New York City alarm clock. Choose your distress signal: car horns, sirens, barking, heat pipes, mouse feet. Guaranteed to disturb!

Music for car stereos

Car with enormous speakers, "I said, I love the speakers!"

Leaf-Blowers: Loudly making yardwork someone else's problem since the 1960s.

'The cannon will go off every 20 minutes just to make sure you're paying attention,'

"Threatening to call the Noise Abatement Society isn't being very romantic, Sydney."

Library Grand Opening

"It's always so loud during yappy hour."

"Vuuuuuuuuuuu!"

Playing dustbins

A question you can't ask at a football game - 'Has anyone lost their keys?'

Annoying xylophone solicitors.

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

Ambulance Paramedic making the 'Nee Naw' noise.

'My bike is so loud I couldn't hear my tunes.'

Confucius say: shut up.

Communication

"Mmm... now WHERE did i leave my radio..?"

"Sorry for the racket, but, I ask you, how are ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm after they've seen 6-B?"

"I'm sorry, but you can not wear noise protection when teaching your music classes.".

'Normally, I enjoy a morning when the birds are singing.'

"Here's the deal. I'll stop playing my bagpipes when you stop playing your banjo."

Lawn Mowers - Loud/Louder/Loudest

"What?" "I SAID TURN THE MUSIC DOWN!"

"Hello dear- couldn't you sleep either?"

"You don't like my new whistle?"