Noise Adventurer Gifts

Drum School/Sleep Clinic/Fire Alarm Testing Lab

Dog joins the busking instead of attacking

'Will you stop banging on the wall? I can hardly hear myself playing the pipes!'

"Seriously?!"

Auto Shop - First we've got to get him out of there.

'Yes, he's driving me crazy too, but we can't send him outside to play now, can we?'

Annoying xylophone solicitors.

Transylvanian backpackers.

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

Future garbage truck driver.

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

...the all-terrain skateboard.

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

"We tried 'Baby Mozart,' but he prefers 'Baby John Cage.'"

Guitar Man.

"I'll stop when I'm good and ready to."

"Are we there yet?"

"It is my place!"

Noise Pollution

"There HAS to be a giant ball at the end of all this string."

A Day in the Country.

Joe Henry

"The subwoofers really help."

"Remember, it's the journey not the destination."

'Don't forget to take your tranquilizers Daddy, little Jimmy is coming round to play.'

'You haven't heard anything yet!'

While hunting, Brad finds bear signs. (hunter in woods looking at toilet paper roll on a branch)

"Help!"

Wake the eff up with the official New York City alarm clock. Choose your distress signal: car horns, sirens, barking, heat pipes, mouse feet. Guaranteed to disturb!

"Thank god we're out of the city."

"How much further away from it all will we be going?"