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Drum School/Sleep Clinic/Fire Alarm Testing Lab

Dog joins the busking instead of attacking

'Will you stop banging on the wall? I can hardly hear myself playing the pipes!'

"Seriously?!"

Auto Shop - First we've got to get him out of there.

'Yes, he's driving me crazy too, but we can't send him outside to play now, can we?'

Annoying xylophone solicitors.

Transylvanian backpackers.

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

Future garbage truck driver.

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

...the all-terrain skateboard.

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

Guitar Man.

"We tried 'Baby Mozart,' but he prefers 'Baby John Cage.'"

"I'll stop when I'm good and ready to."

"Are we there yet?"

Noise Pollution

"There HAS to be a giant ball at the end of all this string."

"It is my place!"

Edison invents the personal stereo

A Day in the Country.

"The subwoofers really help."

Joe Henry

"Remember, it's the journey not the destination."

'Don't forget to take your tranquilizers Daddy, little Jimmy is coming round to play.'

'You haven't heard anything yet!'

While hunting, Brad finds bear signs. (hunter in woods looking at toilet paper roll on a branch)

"Help!"

"Thank god we're out of the city."

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