Overeating Overcomer T-Shirts

Lots of people are lousy at counting calories... and they have the figures to prove it!

Overjumpers

"Doing your homework may lead to a job that has homework."

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

'Wow! I never thought it would actually WORK!'

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

Tell me about it--last night I ate a whole sleeve of Communion wafers.

Overloaded with extracurricular activities, Griffin's body began to grow an extra brain to cope with it all.

"Could you please downgrade this to a C? High expectations bring out the worst in my parents."

'Will you be wanting this?'

"That's right - 'What doesn't kill me makes me stronger.' You just keep on thinking that..."

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

'They're a very successful family.'

'The doctor said my body is 40% fat. These cookies are only 20% fat. That's got to help.'

'No ulcers shows me you haven't reached your full potential.'

"Stop applying! You've been accepted to three universities!"

"And what would you like to regret later?"

'The doctor said my body is 40% fat. These cookies are only 20% fat. That's got to help.'

"Whosoever pulleth this sword from this stone, and can eat just two or three of these double-chocolate Amaretto things without finishing the whole box, shall be king born of England!"

Ladder of success"...Perhaps, you'd like our economy model."

Little guy using telescope to see past a big guy blocking his view in the crowd,

Holiday Overkill.

Still a Disappointment to his Mother

"You promised to stop bringing your work home."

'Help! -- I ate too much and I can't get up!'

'Sorry I'm late, Fred. I forgot to plug in the car.'

"Your internship is finally over. You're now required to work longer hours with no extra pay."

Bummer about your claustrophobia, Ted.

'Ten 'A's? Frankly son, I'm disappointed that you're not more of a disappointment to me.'

'There you are - you know you're not supposed to be eating that!'

Test preps, PSATs, SATs, AP courses, community service, 3 sports, 2 clubs and chorus

"I lost everything-the business, the house, the landscape."

Salmon swimming up-stream, "Don't you get tired of overcoming obstacles"

Oog is good at sharpening sticks, but he doesn't know when to stop. You can quit now, Oog. You've made your point.