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"Say when!"

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

"Yes, I saw the obituary. So, is that why you weren't in yesterday?"

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

The new contract didn't leave him much room to maneuver his hoverdesk.

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

Raining

'Take one of these diet pills every time you regain consciousness.'

Listening to Coldplay.

'You'll be broadening up your horizons in a cubicle.'

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"

Clandestine cows.

"Well, they did call for localized showers."

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

"Office of quality assurance"

'One carry-on!'

'. . . it's not everyone has their own micro-climate Bernard.'

'Two pencils approach Noah's ark.'

Sinalization.

"The roof is old and leaks. The good news is when it rains you'll get an additional 3 showers."

Man selling dirt and mud.

Commuters dancing in the rain.

"Every once in a while this house comes with a pool."

"I think they've watered down the beer."

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

'I see you worked in government research - what kind?'

"You need to take it easier henderson. You're working yourself into the ground"

'Just when you think things can't get any worse, it starts to rain.'

"Welcome to the Desert Writing Workshop. Today we will focus on irony."

"Where do you see yourself in five years?"

'Do you suppose we might qualify for asylum in Holland?'

"Looks like beach weather."

'My God! Isn't rain wonderful?'

"I know we just met, but let's go stroll in the rain, kiss passionately, and profess our love in a spontaneous, coordinated dance."

What if rain fell sideways...