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"Say when!"

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

"Yes, I saw the obituary. So, is that why you weren't in yesterday?"

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

The new contract didn't leave him much room to maneuver his hoverdesk.

Raining

'Take one of these diet pills every time you regain consciousness.'

'You'll be broadening up your horizons in a cubicle.'

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"

"Well, they did call for localized showers."

Clandestine cows.

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

"Office of quality assurance"

'. . . it's not everyone has their own micro-climate Bernard.'

'One carry-on!'

'Two pencils approach Noah's ark.'

Sinalization.

"The roof is old and leaks. The good news is when it rains you'll get an additional 3 showers."

Man selling dirt and mud.

"Every once in a while this house comes with a pool."

'I see you worked in government research - what kind?'

"I think they've watered down the beer."

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

Commuters dancing in the rain.

"You need to take it easier henderson. You're working yourself into the ground"

'Just when you think things can't get any worse, it starts to rain.'

"Welcome to the Desert Writing Workshop. Today we will focus on irony."

"Where do you see yourself in five years?"

'Do you suppose we might qualify for asylum in Holland?'

'My God! Isn't rain wonderful?'

"Looks like beach weather."

"I know we just met, but let's go stroll in the rain, kiss passionately, and profess our love in a spontaneous, coordinated dance."

What if rain fell sideways...

"Have you got room for a hand-knitted pullover?"