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"I've got a little job for you, Kretchmer. I want you to infiltrate the I.R.S. and sow the seeds of compassion."

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

Work boxes: 'Incognito...Cognito.'

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

'Greg was on the run with a sophisticated disguise.'

'So you're my anonymous tipster? I'd prefer not to know your identity so I won't go to jail for protecting a source.'

'I see you worked in government research - what kind?'

Clandestine cows.

"I know we have some invisible ink somewhere but we can never find it..."

"What's wrong, Joey? You're whistling. You never whistle."

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

"Surprise!"

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

"Instead of playing with that boring ball you got me, I updated your computer's operating system, I cleaned your keyboard and ran an antivirus scan."

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

"We need to rethink our strategy of hoping the Internet will just go away."

"Woof"

'A kissogram for the boss? It must be a mistake.'

"She gets her musical ability from me."

"Yes, a surprise engagement. Even my husband-to-be here didn't know..."

Surprise Party

'I'm a simple man really beneath the code words and the black ops and the multitude of fake passports.'

'And tomorrow we will be having a surprise test.'

In Disguise.

Internet Name Tags.

"Mr. Dankin, the plumber will see you now."

Proof you've made it Loud Annoying The voices raised against you

"I had to close all my social media accounts. They were making me anti-social."

"I'm very proud. Someone I've been stalking has been nominated for an Academy Award."

'Oh, you nut! I thought we agreed we weren't going to make a big fuss over birthdays anymore.'

'Okay, here's how your contributor's brand new machine works! Now give me my money!'

Happy Birthday MUM!

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