Undercover Humor Enthusiast Pillows

'Psst...hey, buddy, want the good stuff?'

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

'If I believed in aptitude tests I'd still be washing cars in Accrington,.'

'Looks like the perfect time to bring in our profit sharing scheme.'

Crime in bookshop

"I suppose you think that's funny."

Men Working Things Out

"What is it about a tee shirt cannon that says 'foreplay' to you?"

'Remember, repeated failure... is no guarantee of eventual success!'

Clandestine cows.

"Remember that ultimately we must answer to Chairs."

"Wow! Check out the moon."

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

"Oh c'mon, Phil. Everyone knows we only stay together for the giant tortoise."

Internet Shoplifting

"You're a bureaucrat, Ed. What do you mean you hate paperwork?"

'It takes all day to eat it.'

'Money can't buy happiness, Sims, so instead of a raise, I'm giving you a bottle of prozac.'

"and what are you giving up for lent, Reverend?" "Religion"

SEX EDUCATION, 'It's a crazy idea, but it just might work.'

'Ever since we converted the church into a jail, everyone is finding Jesus.'

"It's just a little device I use to help relieve the anxiety from meeting new people."

Expensive health care

"Dear Author: Thank you so much for giving us the opportunity to reject your work."

Jimmy Mussolini With "Leon""Precious I cannot be. One more allusion to Gilgamesh and I'll trash out. I make mistakes, just like you, every day. This may be one of them. I'll take the money and walk."

'Young lady, stop talking to your dad in such a disrespectful way! After all he's a man with degrees and can fill in his unemployment benefit application in five different languages!'

A panhandler with a sign that reads "From each according to his ability…. To each according to his need."

'It was embarrassing. I always swore I'd die of her cooking.'

'I see you worked in government research - what kind?'

Spam.

Universidad

"Well, instead of discussing the book we could discuss why none of us had time to read it."