Adult Humor Enthusiast Pillows

Brain in Jar.

Elevator stops suddenly.

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

"Yo, Angela! The good news is I found your vibrator..."

"I suppose you think that's funny."

"I said 'blow job' not 'blow chunks'."

'I brought the rubbers...Did you remember the bag?'

"Well it s after the 4:30pm watershed"

Out Of Bags.

"Don't you have anything in a bigger cheque?"

'Saturday we have cartoons.'

sex shop - "Theres plenty more filth inside"

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

Santa enjoys a little reindeer game of his own.

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

Police Feline Unit

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

Selling lemon latt�

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

Faster, Georges, faster!

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"