Adult Humor Fan Pillows

Out of Ardor.

"No, Charles, the pleasure fairy is recharging her batteries tonight."

Caution: This cartoon drama contains nudity and adult language.

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

'. . . Kylie is 5' 6". Her turn-ons include romantic dinners and shopping. She's a size. . .'

"Gimme that! You must've gotten one of the adult eggs!"

Christmas wish

'I'll spank you for $40.' - 'Mum, you could make a lot of money out here.'

Hardware shop 'Intimate corner' filled with rope,chains etc

'Room service.'

Man using an 'Ann Summers' magnifying glass on his wife's breasts

Sadly, Frank was destined to remain a virgin.

Totally Nude Hand Puppets.

May all your birthday wishes come true..

LEASH FREE PARK

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

The Wine Bottle and the Corkscrew

The Brothers Grime

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

'-and you're living proof that ALL men are not born equal, runt!'

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

'I really wish you guys would knock that off.'

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

Beer Parasol.

Winter Weather.

'Too many people in our state are overweight, Senator. They want fat-free pork.'

'Joe has been partying hard!'

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

"Well, you were late and her boyfriend didn't turn up for their wedding, so....."