Adult Comedy Fans Pillows

'Harold gets his birthday wish!'

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

The Wine Bottle and the Corkscrew

'He's the one who needs obedience training!'

"That'll be five bucks."

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

Stairlift around cliff face.

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

The First Fire Stick

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

'We were thinking of naming him after his daddy, but I don't really like the name, Old slap head.'

"Bill did the voice-over for this commercial."

Divine Desk Bins

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

Technique #54 airlines are adopting for handling excessive carry on luggage.

Our Founder picture of a caveman: 'We're a very, very old firm.'

Standard & Poor

"He says he's sure this isn't Wildwood. Did you put batteries in the GPS?"

"Friends have been scribbling on my cast."

"He looks just like your husband."

May all your birthday wishes come true..

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

A baby using a heavy duty drill