Adult Comedy Fans Prints

'Harold gets his birthday wish!'

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

The Wine Bottle and the Corkscrew

"That'll be five bucks."

'He's the one who needs obedience training!'

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

Stairlift around cliff face.

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

The First Fire Stick

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

"Bill did the voice-over for this commercial."

Divine Desk Bins

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

'We were thinking of naming him after his daddy, but I don't really like the name, Old slap head.'

Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

Standard & Poor

"He looks just like your husband."

Our Founder picture of a caveman: 'We're a very, very old firm.'

"Friends have been scribbling on my cast."

Technique #54 airlines are adopting for handling excessive carry on luggage.

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

May all your birthday wishes come true..

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

A baby using a heavy duty drill

"Aye, 'tis the elusive Moby Dick!"