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A Little Fun.

"Dress me up! I feel so naked!!!"

Wet T-shirt Nite

Do Not Touch

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

'Yes, I know there's a deadline on this project.'

"So, tell me a little bit more about this house training you mention on your CV."

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

The Wine Bottle and the Corkscrew

"Well, I'm thinking about boarding school. Though I'm not sure they accept adults."

'I'm keeping a scrap book. All I've got so far is one umbilical cord.'

"They're comfortable."

"I know this is not a proper job for a PhD, Mom, but I have student loans to repay."

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

Thrift: have your arms and legs amputated, use a pillow for a bed!

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

"She wishes to range free!"

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

'I really wish you guys would knock that off.'

'I love it when you spoon me.' 'I love it when you fork me.'

'Don't be alarmed if you hear the toilet flush a lot. Since you don't feel well, I thought I'd wash the dishes for you.'

'I'm sure that the autopsy will confirm it was a suicide.'

'We found you in a cabbage!'

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

King on the toilet whilst jester laughs because the toilet paper is out of reach.

How Amazon was invented

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."