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'Firstly Madame, the Green Grocer is across the road and secondly that should explain why your 'bananas' are vibrating...!'

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

May all your birthday wishes come true..

"I suppose you think that's funny."

Snowman Driver

"I'm afraid Dad did not leave us anything of value in his will, but his last wish is for us to continue the feud with the neighbour's cat...

Two Men Who Wouldn't Get Off the Ski Lift.

"Any requests?"

'He doesn't get the jokes - he just laughs at the F-words.'

IRS, 'Two jobs? -- Oh, the greedy type, eh?'

"I said 'blow job' not 'blow chunks'."

Sex shop headache pills...

Adult Magician

Ghost Porn

"...That old fool thinks I'm a stick."

Santa left a six pack and cookies.

Totally Nude Hand Puppets.

Rudolph Red Light District

'Harold gets his birthday wish!'

Karaoke. All of me ... Why not take all of me ...

The Legacy of 50 Shades of Grey: 'Stay calm madam we will have you out of there in no time.'

Bottleopener.

Jimmy Carr

"You want to go already? It's not closing time yet, Gurkenman! I'll take that out of your pay!"

Mr Whippy whipping his customers.

Brain in Jar.

Out of Ardor.

Caution: This cartoon drama contains nudity and adult language.

"Yo, Angela! The good news is I found your vibrator..."

Condoms,

'I always imagined Heaven would be like this!'

Farting/ No Farting.

A hand frantically reaches for toilet paper that's rolling out of an outhouse.