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'Firstly Madame, the Green Grocer is across the road and secondly that should explain why your 'bananas' are vibrating...!'

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

May all your birthday wishes come true..

"I suppose you think that's funny."

"I'm afraid Dad did not leave us anything of value in his will, but his last wish is for us to continue the feud with the neighbour's cat...

Snowman Driver

"Any requests?"

"...That old fool thinks I'm a stick."

"I said 'blow job' not 'blow chunks'."

IRS, 'Two jobs? -- Oh, the greedy type, eh?'

Totally Nude Hand Puppets.

'He doesn't get the jokes - he just laughs at the F-words.'

Ghost Porn

Sex shop headache pills...

'Harold gets his birthday wish!'

Bottleopener.

"You want to go already? It's not closing time yet, Gurkenman! I'll take that out of your pay!"

Mr Whippy whipping his customers.

Brain in Jar.

Out of Ardor.

"Yo, Angela! The good news is I found your vibrator..."

'I always imagined Heaven would be like this!'

Farting/ No Farting.

Pornographic telephone directory

Condoms,

Caution: This cartoon drama contains nudity and adult language.