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Man in confession after sexy thoughts about a nun (colour)

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

The Wine Bottle and the Corkscrew

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

May all your birthday wishes come true..

"I suppose you think that's funny."

"Sorry. I'm out of leprecondoms."

'When he drinks too much he starts eating bollocks.'

"Sorry, honey, I used up all the sunblock. How 'bout we cover you in mayonnaise instead?"

Florist delivers Cactus to Man on Bed of Nails

"Excuse me, officer, but I believe I'm entitled to one mating call..."

"A see through nighty? God who'd want to see you through that?"

"Frankly I'm a bit confused. According to the genetic printout this gentleman is, in fact, a goat

'You're trying to find yourself? -- No offense, but if I were you, I'd look for somebody ELSE.'

"Several groups have claimed responsibility."

Adult Magician

'Pavlov's first experiment'

'He doesn't get the jokes - he just laughs at the F-words.'

Rudolph Red Light District

Totally Nude Hand Puppets.

"I said 'blow job' not 'blow chunks'."

Santa left a six pack and cookies.

'You could have just TOLD me we were out of cups!'

"Hey, David...what's a five letter noun for someone I couldn't live without...oh yeah, kitty!"

Sex shop headache pills...

Golfer in a tree.

'There are no skeletons in the closets but you might have a bit of trouble with those in the back yard.'

"The Pain may be due to your Yin and Yang being out of alignment, but humour me and lets see if your broken let is part of the problem."

No caption (Aliens ride in a spaceship. Their luggage is stowed in a clear capsule underneath the craft).

'You look lovely today.'

At home with Horny the Clown

"I came here because my photography work is suffering - everybody on social media says they love my abstract pictures. The problem is, I do landscape pictures."

'He was run over by our home. We live in a mobile home park.'