Lover Of Adult Humor Gifts

Man in confession after sexy thoughts about a nun (colour)

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

The Wine Bottle and the Corkscrew

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

May all your birthday wishes come true..

"I suppose you think that's funny."

"Sorry. I'm out of leprecondoms."

'When he drinks too much he starts eating bollocks.'

"Sorry, honey, I used up all the sunblock. How 'bout we cover you in mayonnaise instead?"

Florist delivers Cactus to Man on Bed of Nails

"A see through nighty? God who'd want to see you through that?"

"Excuse me, officer, but I believe I'm entitled to one mating call..."

"Frankly I'm a bit confused. According to the genetic printout this gentleman is, in fact, a goat

"Several groups have claimed responsibility."

'You're trying to find yourself? -- No offense, but if I were you, I'd look for somebody ELSE.'

'He doesn't get the jokes - he just laughs at the F-words.'

"I said 'blow job' not 'blow chunks'."

'You could have just TOLD me we were out of cups!'

Sex shop headache pills...

"Hey, David...what's a five letter noun for someone I couldn't live without...oh yeah, kitty!"

'Pavlov's first experiment'

'There are no skeletons in the closets but you might have a bit of trouble with those in the back yard.'

Golfer in a tree.

Totally Nude Hand Puppets.

"The Pain may be due to your Yin and Yang being out of alignment, but humour me and lets see if your broken let is part of the problem."

Uniporn

At home with Horny the Clown

Model Village - snort! snort! sniff!

"I told you not to have that boob job."

'He was run over by our home. We live in a mobile home park.'

"I came here because my photography work is suffering - everybody on social media says they love my abstract pictures. The problem is, I do landscape pictures."