Adult Humor Enthusiasts Gifts

"You had your chance at 15 minutes of fame, and you settled for 15 seconds."

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

Police Feline Unit

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

'Yes, I know there's a deadline on this project.'

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

"So, tell me a little bit more about this house training you mention on your CV."

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

Speed Dating for Turtles

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

Cariactures

Faster, Georges, faster!

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

Do Not Resuscitate

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

Selling lemon latt�

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

'Cannonball!'