Adult Humor Seekers Gifts

Took a Viagra Placebo and Tried Sex

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

The Wine Bottle and the Corkscrew

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

"Freud doesn't work for you, so I', going to try some Dr. Anthony Fauci..."

May all your birthday wishes come true..

"I suppose you think that's funny."

"Sorry. I'm out of leprecondoms."

"A see through nighty? God who'd want to see you through that?"

"We don't share your information with anyone. Plus, nobody listens to us anyway."

Santa left a six pack and cookies.

Totally Nude Hand Puppets.

Rudolph Red Light District

"I said 'blow job' not 'blow chunks'."

Adult Magician

Sex shop headache pills...

'He doesn't get the jokes - he just laughs at the F-words.'

At home with Horny the Clown

Uniporn

"Okay, I'll admit it. I'm only dating you so you'll follow me on social media."

"Have you a cabernet that will pair well with dysfunction?"

'Harold gets his birthday wish!'

"I told you not to have that boob job."

Model Village - snort! snort! sniff!

Bottleopener.

North Pole Adult Toy Testing Lab

'Firstly Madame, the Green Grocer is across the road and secondly that should explain why your 'bananas' are vibrating...!'

"Josh, whatcha gonna be when you grow up? A doctor? A pharmacist? President?"

'Pinocchio, have you seen my viagra?'

Brain in Jar.

Out of Ardor.

....What if pets had social media?

"Yo, Angela! The good news is I found your vibrator..."