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"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

The Wine Bottle and the Corkscrew

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

"Freud doesn't work for you, so I', going to try some Dr. Anthony Fauci..."

May all your birthday wishes come true..

"I suppose you think that's funny."

"Sorry. I'm out of leprecondoms."

"A see through nighty? God who'd want to see you through that?"

"We don't share your information with anyone. Plus, nobody listens to us anyway."

Totally Nude Hand Puppets.

Sex shop headache pills...

'He doesn't get the jokes - he just laughs at the F-words.'

"I said 'blow job' not 'blow chunks'."

"Okay, I'll admit it. I'm only dating you so you'll follow me on social media."

Model Village - snort! snort! sniff!

Uniporn

'Harold gets his birthday wish!'

"I told you not to have that boob job."

"Have you a cabernet that will pair well with dysfunction?"

At home with Horny the Clown

Bottleopener.

North Pole Adult Toy Testing Lab

"Josh, whatcha gonna be when you grow up? A doctor? A pharmacist? President?"

'Pinocchio, have you seen my viagra?'

'Firstly Madame, the Green Grocer is across the road and secondly that should explain why your 'bananas' are vibrating...!'

Brain in Jar.

Out of Ardor.

"Gimme that! You must've gotten one of the adult eggs!"

Penguin Dating Sites: "Rats. These guys all look alike..."

Earth Moving A Specialty