Adult Humor Explorer Gifts

Fireman's pole.

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

The Wine Bottle and the Corkscrew

Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

I don't think we can survive here. There's little chance we can afford the taxes.

May all your birthday wishes come true..

"I suppose you think that's funny."

"I'm trying to grow a cancel culture – but it keeps dividing and dividing until there's nothing left."

"Sorry. I'm out of leprecondoms."

"A see through nighty? God who'd want to see you through that?"

Surreal scene depicting a dry cleaner shop interior, with pant zipper flies stuck to a fly strip.

STRIP "Looks like the escalators on the blink again"

"We don't like the same marriage counselor gags anymore."

'Time ou! ... Flea!'

Totally Nude Hand Puppets.

Santa left a six pack and cookies.

"I said 'blow job' not 'blow chunks'."

'He doesn't get the jokes - he just laughs at the F-words.'

Adult Magician

Rudolph Red Light District

Sex shop headache pills...

Model Village - snort! snort! sniff!

"I told you not to have that boob job."

'He arrested two kids yesterday. One for drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. He charged one and let the other off!'

'Harold gets his birthday wish!'

At home with Horny the Clown

Uniporn

"Oh, sure, Mr. Nice Guy robot, bringing in the pastries...we get fat and you just sit there, charging your batteries!"

"Have you a cabernet that will pair well with dysfunction?"

'It's bad enough that the stupid cruise ship didn't pick us up...'

'Have you done any stand-up?'