Adult Humor Explorer Pillows

Fireman's pole.

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

The Wine Bottle and the Corkscrew

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

May all your birthday wishes come true..

"I suppose you think that's funny."

"I'm trying to grow a cancel culture – but it keeps dividing and dividing until there's nothing left."

"Sorry. I'm out of leprecondoms."

Surreal scene depicting a dry cleaner shop interior, with pant zipper flies stuck to a fly strip.

"A see through nighty? God who'd want to see you through that?"

"We don't like the same marriage counselor gags anymore."

STRIP "Looks like the escalators on the blink again"

'Time ou! ... Flea!'

"I said 'blow job' not 'blow chunks'."

'He doesn't get the jokes - he just laughs at the F-words.'

Sex shop headache pills...

Totally Nude Hand Puppets.

Model Village - snort! snort! sniff!

"Have you a cabernet that will pair well with dysfunction?"

'Have you done any stand-up?'

"I told you not to have that boob job."

Uniporn

At home with Horny the Clown

'Harold gets his birthday wish!'

"Oh, sure, Mr. Nice Guy robot, bringing in the pastries...we get fat and you just sit there, charging your batteries!"

'He arrested two kids yesterday. One for drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. He charged one and let the other off!'

Bottleopener.