Adult Humor Gifts

The Wine Bottle and the Corkscrew

North Pole Adult Toy Testing Lab

"Your virginity! There's not a lot we can do about that."

Adult Magician

"After last night, I'm a changed man -- I changed from scotch to vodka."

May all your birthday wishes come true..

Best Orgasms.

'Pardon me, miss, would you jump up and down for $20!'

'I'm going to teach you all you ever wanted to know about sex, but thought you couldn't afford.'

'It's not a misprint. Here, you'll work on cum-mission.'

Blow up Doll

"A see through nighty? God who'd want to see you through that?"

Paper Beats Rock

"Can Tommy come out and play?

'Firstly Madame, the Green Grocer is across the road and secondly that should explain why your 'bananas' are vibrating...!'

Cupid's mistake

Leak in Colostomy Bag.

Better than Sex

Uniporn

"I said 'blow job' not 'blow chunks'."

"Have you a cabernet that will pair well with dysfunction?"

"It's a little too early to tell, but I think this new Internet porn site I've been going to is going to be the one for me."

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

'He's bound to wake up sometime!'

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

"I suppose you think that's funny."

"Sorry. I'm out of leprecondoms."

"Let's face it,Rhoda-you're no spring chicken yourself!"

'He doesn't get the jokes - he just laughs at the F-words.'

Rudolph Red Light District

Nope, not how you change her diaper.

Sex shop headache pills...

Totally Nude Hand Puppets.