Enthusiasts Of Playful Adult Humor Gifts

'That sounds nice, dear. But your father and I have made other plans.'

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

'Yes, I know there's a deadline on this project.'

"So, tell me a little bit more about this house training you mention on your CV."

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

"Well, I'm thinking about boarding school. Though I'm not sure they accept adults."

'He's the one who needs obedience training!'

"They're comfortable."

'I'm keeping a scrap book. All I've got so far is one umbilical cord.'

"I know this is not a proper job for a PhD, Mom, but I have student loans to repay."

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

Tunnel of Love/Lover's Leap.

The First Fire Stick

"Darling... I think the Baby's been eating the fridge magnets again."

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

Stairlift around cliff face.

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

"Congratulations. It's a chick."

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

"She wishes to range free!"

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

Raised by Dogs

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

Unemotional Support Animal

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

Thrift: have your arms and legs amputated, use a pillow for a bed!

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