Adult Humor Appreciator Pillows

'It's fifty bucks for a half hour, and of course ten percent of that goes to the disaster relief fund.'

At home with Horny the Clown

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

'Pinocchio, have you seen my viagra?'

Earth Moving A Specialty

Model Village - snort! snort! sniff!

Even with smut, some assembly is required.

"I told you not to have that boob job."

Unicorn Needing Viagra

Nymphovilla Halfway Home For All The Way Women.

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

'A cheeky red?'

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

Lactose Intolerant

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

The height of fashion in 1796

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"It's been moved that we adjourn for an afternoon nap. Is there a second?"

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.