Undercover Agent Enthusiast Pillows

'Okay, here's how your contributor's brand new machine works! Now give me my money!'

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

Barks in code.

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

Do you have a phone with recording capabilities? I want to be able to carry a wire when I meet with my boss.

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

"Ok, I found a secure line."

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

JAMES BONDING

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

"Screw this—I'm going to work for the tabloids."

The EP-21 spy plane.

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

Elusive Shadow.

"Wear a wire? Oh, no, all of our police informants have gone wireless."

Top Secret - Destroy before reading.

Clandestine cows.

The Vatican's undercover mission to Antarctica, and some endangered penguins.

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

"I don't need your resume. Your current employer forwarded me a ton of security video that you're featured in."

"He's sulking because I always beat him at Clue ... "

'Daddy, you and Bobby will have lots to talk about...he's a professional sniper, too.'

M16 Code-breakers office

"Apparently we have an informant in our midst."

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

"I'm retired now - since I sold my 'know when you're naughty or nice' technology to NSA last year."

'Under new business, is anyone wearing a wire?'