Overworking Enthusiast Pillows

"Yes, I saw the obituary. So, is that why you weren't in yesterday?"

"You need to take it easier henderson. You're working yourself into the ground"

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

Back to work...

'Can you do more work then is humanly possible?'

'Don't worry about the company's pension plan. The way we work you, you'll be lucky to live that long!'

"The only hobby we tolerate is working on weekends."

"Well, if you're still awake when the time changes, you'll lose an hour of overthinking everything, too."

What Do Doctors Dream About?

'I'm thinking of cutting my hours down to 24/7."

"All this namby pamby nonsense about stress...I've been stressed for YEARS and it's never done ME any harm... " "But you're only 25!"

'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'

"This may be Malcolm Gladwell talking, but we were married on the wrong day!"

Twisted Peel works overtime.

'We're looking for people who like to take work home.'

"Don't wait up for me. I'm going to have to put in an all-winter."

Man running from desk: 'I can't seem to get away from my work lately.'

The Workaholics Building

'What's my secret? I never left work last night.'

"I don’t understand why they aren’t happy, we give them challenging, demanding work and let them do it 80 hours a week!"

"Dunhomin"

"Oops! My mistake, that was your projected trial load for this year, not this month."

"Don't be irreplaceable, because if you can't be replaced...you can't be promoted."

"I'm sure you do spend all your time here at the office, but could you please stop having your mail delivered here?"

'You have appointments lined up right until you leave for vacation in 2008.'

"My problem is I obsess over whether I worry enough."

"Thanks a bunch. I'll just run these by our committee and pass them along."

"You should not be here so late...take the work home with you."

'You're putting in too much time at the office when you start to think the cleaning crew as your co-workers.'

'How could you have worked in your previous job for 35 years? You're only 32 years old. I did a lot of overtime.'

Big pile of paperwork coming your way...

'It hasn't gone unnoticed by management how much extra time you've been spending in the office...so here's a bill to repay the electricity you've used.'

"Great, only 1,692,358 emails."

"We appreciate your eagerness, but stop gnawing the furniture."

'Dinner for two, table for seven.'