Overworked Enthusiasts Pillows

"I don’t understand why they aren’t happy, we give them challenging, demanding work and let them do it 80 hours a week!"

Back to work...

"Yes, I saw the obituary. So, is that why you weren't in yesterday?"

Your Work/Life Balance Is Off. Shall I Auto-Correct?

'Who wants to work late again, raise your hands.'

"The only hobby we tolerate is working on weekends."

'I'm thinking of cutting my hours down to 24/7."

What Do Doctors Dream About?

"I can give you a little bit of focus on 2:53 next Thursday."

'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'

"Planning, who's got time for planning... I don't even have time to get dressed in the morning."

Twisted Peel works overtime.

'We're looking for people who like to take work home.'

'The boss is taking me along for a working vacation. I'll be doing his work while he has fun.'

"Every summer I regret having used up all my vacation days in January."

'I'm working about 85 cups of coffee a week. Why do you ask?'

"Don't wait up for me. I'm going to have to put in an all-winter."

The Workaholics Building

Man running from desk: 'I can't seem to get away from my work lately.'

'What's my secret? I never left work last night.'

Burn out

"I have 15,000 patients...so my fantasy football team stinks."

"I'm sure you do spend all your time here at the office, but could you please stop having your mail delivered here?"

"I don't know what's so funny. All I asked was whether this was their only flight today."

"Oops! My mistake, that was your projected trial load for this year, not this month."

'You have appointments lined up right until you leave for vacation in 2008.'

"Well, nothing shows up on the tests. Your headaches are probably just stress related."

"She has perfected her micro-nap to look as though she is thinking."

"You should not be here so late...take the work home with you."

"You need to take it easier henderson. You're working yourself into the ground"

'You're putting in too much time at the office when you start to think the cleaning crew as your co-workers.'

"I told my boss there weren't enough hours in my day. He said that's why they invented the night."

"Great, only 1,692,358 emails."

"Bad Bout of Corporate Angst."