Odor Observer Gifts

I just wish he'd warn us when he's going to have an out-of-body-odor experience.

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

'I love you...but you don't half stink!'

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

"Good news. It wasn't a toxic chemical leak. It was an old pizza in your kid's room."

Cheese Secret

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

"Look at that ant farm! I love the ants' little overalls!

Woman disposes of partner's squash kit in hazardous waste container.

"It's a turkey vulture, and it's got something big. Honey, where's Delia?"

Gone to seed.

Why used clothing should be declared a dangerous weapon...

No, I don't think they throw those up here for us.

'Man, when was the last time you had your eyes tested?'

Go Back to New York

Cat and Squirrel on Screen Door.

"Hey, everybody! Come, look! the odometer is about to roll over another 100,00 light years!"

Oculist.

'I say, it really shows off your astigmatism to its greatest advantage, doesn't it?'

Impractical Gardener.

"Oh, man. Ha ha! The look on your face when that squirrel turned around and started chasing you!"

'Maybe it's one of those super-stations.'

"Pew researchers!"

"OK...not taking a shower is not an option for teenage boys!"

". . . Hey, hold that thought, I gotta use the windshield. . ."

'A Cow with REALLY bad breath'.

'That cloud looks like a sheep.'

'Good memory. Now turn around and let's try it again. I've put the chart on the opposite wall since your last visit.'

'Don't blame me for running off. I was just following odors.'

Totem pole.